Niki-ism's

• "Always budget the luxuries first."
  
  
• "A true friend will always tell you the truth, even if it's something you don't want to hear."
  
  
• "All of the beautiful, useless things that a vagabond's aimless drifting brings..."
  
  
• "Whatever you do, if you're not smiling, you're not doing it right."
  
  
• "Sometimes I feel like the Last Whale."
  
  
• "There are times when only a dog will do."
  
  
• "The meaning of life is to learn and to have fun. That's the reason we're here."
  
  
• "Better thee than me!"
  
  
• "Laughter is the greatest gift."
  
  
• "Shape up or sheep out!"
  
  
• "Well, hello there you silly bird, why are you sitting on my finger?"
  
  
• "Nothing says 'I Love You' like a lightweight, cordless, reciprocating saw."
  
  
• "Appreciation is the lubrication of life."
  
  
• "I think I'll just put it right in your hot little hand!"
  
  
• "Dear Pot, I am black, signed, Kettle."
  
  
• "Let's kill him now and avoid the Christmas rush."
  
  
• "So. Another good candidate for a retroactive abortion."
  
  
• "Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother."
  
  
• "Self-pity is the most pernicious of vices."
  
  
• "A relationship without good communication isn't a relationship, it's a living arrangement."
  
  
• "Argue for your limitations - and you get to keep them."
  
  
• "Feelings are the only real things in this world, they're all we take with us when we leave."
  
  
• "Blessed Be."