Niki-ism's

• "A relationship without good communication isn't a relationship, it's a living arrangement."
  
  
• "Always budget the luxuries first."
  
  
• "Appreciation is the lubrication of life."
  
  
• "Argue for your limitations - and you get to keep them."
  
  
• "Be kind to your web-footed friends for a duck could be somebody's mother."
  
  
• "Better thee than me!"
  
  
• "Blessed Be."
  
  
• "Feelings are the only real things in this world because they're all we take with us when we leave. The rest is just stuff."
  
  
• "I think I'll just put it right in your hot little hand!"
  
  
• "Laughter is the greatest gift."
  
  
• "Let's kill him now and avoid the Christmas rush."
  
  
• "Self-pity is the most pernicious of vices."
  
  
• "Shape up or sheep out!"
  
  
• "So. Another good candidate for a retroactive abortion."
  
  
• "Sometimes I feel like the Last Whale."
  
  
• "The meaning of life is to learn and have fun. That's why we're here."
  
  
• "Well, hello there you silly bird, why are you sitting on my finger?"
  
  

More Niki-isms's

• "A true friend will always tell you the truth, even if it's something you don't want to hear."